Head-desk

UGH.

IF THERE IS ONE THING I CAN'T STAND.
IT IS THIS.

So I finally come out and say it:
"Hey, I'm asexual, btw."

And what's the reply I get?

"Lol, Mariah, I'm pretty sure you can't produce genetically identical spawn from your ankle, just sayin'."

Proceed to informing them that, actually, Asexual means that you lack a sex drive and feel no lust for anyone of any gender; that I can love and be in love, but I can't lust or feel sexual attraction.

And proceed to head-desking again when my brother still thinks that there's no such thing as asexual even when my mom and I looked it up and proved him wrong.

When he finally accepted it, what wise words does he have to say?

"Okay, okay, whatever, lol, but just don't tell anyone you're asexual, or else they'll automatically think you're, like, cloning yourself into a mini-army, ahaha!"

JUST. NO.

PLEASE.

YOUR STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE IS PAINFUL.
PLEASE STOP DISCUSSING THIS.